CRACK PAIRINGS

[Guest]

This is different from ships, because ships are a legitimate relationships between two characters. Crack pairings are just crack <w>

SO LIST SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE AOW OR NON AOW RELATED CRACK PAIRINGS 8D I'd prefer if they be AoW related though, because if you list crack pairings from one of your favorite series more likely than not there will be someone who has never watched that series and thus doesn't understand why it is a crack pairing.

SO HERE'S MINE.

MORPH x CARDBOARD BOX. 8D

UM.

UH.

EOS x SYLIPHAOHGODTHATWOULDBEHORRIBLE,SHE'DKILLHIMD:

that's all I got .w.

[Guest]

Bjorn the crazy viking x Lucinda the baby eater <w>
they're made for each other, woo

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

BAHAHAHAHA I'd totally crack ship Lucinda and Bjorn. That's hilarious XD Morph x cardboard box is beyond silly as well XD..... I am lame and have no crack pairings floating in my head ;3;

[Eos]

Bhahahaha well she would kill him XD
let's see... Eos x Kal
mnem x morph (this ones sorta serious)
morph x drunk Eos
bjorn x -3- .... anyone XD

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

Pffff niiiice XD

[Eos]

Why thank you XD
Eri x Phrix
((kinda crack, kinda serious))

[Guest]

Eri: Wait whu? =3=
Me: Pfffffffff XD Oh my word that would be hilarious >w<

[Eos]

Fffffff, a would enjoy that.
XD

Hmmm eri x bjorn if they don't kill eachother

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

PFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA That would be hysterical XDDD Eventually, she might even be tall enough for him -bricked- XDD

[Guest]

OH god you guys xDDD
I like this thread, I was sitting here laughing (literally cracking up) and my brother was across the room going "WHAAAAAT?"
I like Eos x Kal. xD
Ooh, ooh, Jane x Cedric. The girl from the future and the guy from the past xD

[Guest]

Alkaia x most guys.

ASIDE FROM HER FUTURE LOVER THAT SHALL NOT BE REVEALED YET! >8D MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *shot dead*

And, um...um...um...

Calla x ........idk. D:

[Eos]

((This is what happens when I get bored... and crack pairing are dancing around in my mind and... =///////= ))

Eos sat on the couch, watching the end of the second Lion King movie by himself. Alanahad fallen asleep after insisting they watch it. She was curled up on the couch next to him.

He chuckled as he got up and turned off the TV. Every was happy in the end. What a load of bull. He didn;t know if he prefered Greek tradgedies or Disney movies. Both were predictable. At least Disney added music. Even if they are ill preparing the children of the world for adult life. They are just kids, he reminded himself.

As he went to pick Alana up so he could move her, he heard a knock on the door. Who could that be?

He opened the door and was surprised to see Kallistrates standing in the hallway. He had dark spottes on his pale skin just under his eyes and looked worse-for-wear.

"Eos," he greeted him.

"K-Kal! What are you doing here?"

"What are you doing here? You should be back at the Athanaeum teaching," said the flaky teacher. Who was always anywhere other than teaching his wind magic class.

"Seriously, Kal. When was the last time you taught one of your classes?"

"That doesn't... Time's all relative because the Athenaeum exsists outside of time," he grumbled. "Come back with me.Tahi misses you... she's worried." Eos felt bad for making Tahirah worry. But the silly nymph, if only Kal said he missed him.

"Sorry."

"What's holding you here anyway? Back home you have Adonia," he tied his best to make Eos want to go back home.

Eos walked over to the couch and leaned over the back.

"This is my grandaughter Alana," he said quietly so not to wake her up.

"Oh," Kal said as he stared at the little girl. "Doesn't she have someone to take care of her?" he asked.

"Well, her father, but he's not..." Eos was at a loss for words at all the things Kizamir wasn't, sane being one of them.

"Can't she come with us? I took care of Tahi since she was seven."

"Zeus isn't as undersanding as Hestia," he said sadly.

Kallistrates bristled at the mention of the god's name. A small gust of wind blowing through the room. "What about Apollo?" Kal remembered when Eos told him who his father was. He was happy the other man had trusted him with that, even after their rocky start.

"He might help," he said and gave Kal a little smile.

"Good because... well... Tahi isn't the only one who misses you," he admitted.

"Really, who else?" he asked, his smirk growing.

"I did." And then Eos knew that he'd follow Kal wherever he went. His face got warm.

"I... I m-" For a second he couldn't use his mouth because it was occupied with something else. Eos' cheeks got even more red.

Kal wrapped his arms around the other man and chuckled at how colorful his face turned. "You shouldn't be embarassed about it," he said quietly.

"I-I'm not," he said. Then hugged Kal back, hiding his face in his shoulder. "I missed you too Kal."

((I blame this thread!! Maybe I should have asked Angela before writing this.... -3- but it's just some fun crack... not canon or anything heh... and she did once say that I could do anything with her characters as long as it wasn't dirty, etc, and this isn't 'dirty'.

--edit--
FUZZ BAG.... -3- some of those words were supposed to be italic...-ed... XDD

---edit---
In case you're wondering... =3= Kal is the seme in the imaginary relationship XDDD (Kal actually is taller than Eos, fun fact)))

[Guest]

(( Like Eos would be anything but Uke....

I certainly don't mind you doing it - it's funny though for Kal to be acting like that he'd have to have already a) fixed the he's-zeus'-therefore-he's-evil hang-up, and b) Eos couldn't be with Tahi, because for him to really chase after Eos, he'd have to make sure Tahi had already dumped him. But it's AU - so anything could have happened In another alternate universe Amaranth and Kal have a daughter XD Stranger stuff has happened~ ))

[Eos]

((He wouldn't XDDD Not ever, not even in AU where anything can happen.

Yes... that's the fun of it. Oh I made a little backstory in meh head...of doom. The he's-Zeus'-therefore-evil was fixed when Eos helped with the Phrixros thing, and he and Tahirah are just good friends. Pfft. PFFFFFFT ))

[Guest]

((Aww - alright that'd work~ And Kal would be a total softie for the little girl~ Anyone who reminds him of Tahi....))

[Guest]

[ Pffft oh wow xD
Sometimes I have to say that I really, really love alternate universes. ]

[Guest]

(( They're indeed swell ))

[Kai]

((They are <3 awww Kal and Alana... the cuteness in my head is about to make me puke a rainbow.))

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

((O3e..... *opens mouth.... closes mouth*.. never mind ^^''''))

[Eos]

*hands Kat mind soap* I'm sorry you had to see that.

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

*scrubs mind* Thanks ... I'll live XD Don't mind me, I'm just a prude XD

[Guest]

Galene x Ruairi 8D She haaaates him XD

Oh I like the Jane x Cedric that would be too dar confusing to poor Cedric xD

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

Pfffff Galene and Ruairi= ftw XD

Jane and Ced would be cute XD

[Guest]

Galene: What do you mean? *glare*

Cedric: Miss Jane? *confused*

[Achlys Adonia Argyris]

Pffffffff XD Oooh nothing Galene >w>... Yes Cedric... Miss Jane XD

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